User:NinjaWeeb - Revision history

NinjaWeeb at 11:59, 23 June 2025

2025-06-23T11:59:04Z

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			[[User:NinjaWeeb/pages\|Pages I have created]]. With that being said, make sure to read the terms of service.

	===Terms of Service===		===Terms of Service===
	Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.		Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.

NinjaWeeb: /* §8 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it) */

2025-06-23T00:24:05Z

§8 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it)

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	=== Terms of Service ===		===Terms of Service===
	Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.		Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.

	=====§1 Definitions=====		=====§1 Definitions=====
	He is Yu~~, and I am me~~. And you are you.		I am Mi and he is Yu. And you are you.

	=====§2 Ownership=====		=====§2 Ownership=====
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	=====§8 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it)=====		=====§8 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it)=====
	This TOS is valid in all countries including the ~~American States~~, Canada, that one country where they make everything, as well as the fake countries like Finland and Australia. It is also valid in Outer Space, the Moon, ~~that~~ planet where Spock lives and the Death Star.		This TOS is valid in all countries including the United Kingdom of America, Canada, that one country where they make everything, as well as the fake countries like Finland and Australia. It is also valid in Outer Space, the Moon, the planet where Spock lives and the Death Star.

NinjaWeeb at 00:53, 20 June 2025

2025-06-20T00:53:31Z

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			=== Terms of Service ===
	Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.		Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.

	===== §1 Definitions =====		=====§1 Definitions=====
	He is Yu, and I am me. And you are you.		He is Yu, and I am me. And you are you.

	===== §2 Ownership =====		=====§2 Ownership=====
	When you "purchase" my mixtape (which is pretty fire), you are actually licensing it, you don't own it. Your access can be revoked at any time, for any reason (like if i feel like it). I will send an agent to personally purloin the mixtape from you, to enforce this action. You will own nothing, and be happy.		When you "purchase" my mixtape (which is pretty fire), you are actually licensing it, you don't own it. Your access can be revoked at any time, for any reason (like if i feel like it). I will send an agent to personally purloin the mixtape from you, to enforce this action. You will own nothing, and be happy.

	===== §3 Privacy Policy =====		=====§3 Privacy Policy=====
	We will store your personal data unencrypted on our database. Also, because Jimmy keeps forgetting the db access password, I will write it here once and only once. It's password123. We'll probably also sell it to McDonalds, Jeff Bezos and all your favourite dictators. Also, AI (helps gets the investors on board)		We will store your personal data unencrypted on our database. Also, because Jimmy keeps forgetting the db access password, I will write it here once and only once. It's password123. We'll probably also sell it to McDonalds, Jeff Bezos and all your favourite dictators. Also, AI (helps gets the investors on board)

	If you're mad about that, contact us as instructed in §5		If you're mad about that, contact us as instructed in §5

	===== §4 Forced Arbitration =====		=====§4 Forced Arbitration=====
	If you agree to my TOS, you can't sue me. Instead, my buddy John from the diner will moderate and arbitrate any of that trash you have against me.		If you agree to my TOS, you can't sue me. Instead, my buddy John from the diner will moderate and arbitrate any of that trash you have against me.

	===== §5 Cancellations =====		=====§5 Cancellations=====
	If you want to cancel your subscription, you may do so at any time. Just send me a certified letter with a 2 inch stamp, a 4:3 width:length ratio, on gold leaf paper, tagged with antimatter europium security strips, and also a cobalt blue tint because it looks pretty.		If you want to cancel your subscription, you may do so at any time. Just send me a certified letter with a 2 inch stamp, a 4:3 width:length ratio, on gold leaf paper, tagged with antimatter europium security strips, and also a cobalt blue tint because it looks pretty.

	Or you can send an email, about how you are so desperate for your money, which we may or may not read within 90 business days (or at all). Actually, probably not, but hey, one can dream.		Or you can send an email, about how you are so desperate for your money, which we may or may not read within 90 business days (or at all). Actually, probably not, but hey, one can dream.
			[[File:Copyright symbol.png\|thumb\|<nowiki>I'll DMCA anyone who mutters my mixtape in public >:]</nowiki>]]

	===== §6 Copyrights =====		=====§6 Copyrights=====
	Whats mine is mine, and whats yours is also mine.		Whats mine is mine, and whats yours is also mine.

	===== §7 Changes to the TOS =====		=====§7 Changes to the TOS=====
	This terms of service might change. We'll make it as predictably random so you'll have plenty of time to enjoy the higher prices until you head to the hardware store to buy that cobalt blue to send that certified mail.		This terms of service might change. We'll make it as predictably random so you'll have plenty of time to enjoy the higher prices until you head to the hardware store to buy that cobalt blue to send that certified mail.

	===== §8 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it) =====		=====§8 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it)=====
	This TOS is valid in all countries including the American States, Canada, that one country where they make everything, as well as the fake countries like Finland and Australia. It is also valid in Outer Space, the Moon, that planet where Spock lives and the Death Star.		This TOS is valid in all countries including the American States, Canada, that one country where they make everything, as well as the fake countries like Finland and Australia. It is also valid in Outer Space, the Moon, that planet where Spock lives and the Death Star.

NinjaWeeb at 00:38, 19 June 2025

2025-06-19T00:38:40Z

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	Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.		Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.

	§1 Definitions		===== §1 Definitions =====

	He is Yu, and I am me. And you are you.		He is Yu, and I am me. And you are you.

	§2 Ownership		===== §2 Ownership =====

	When you "purchase" my mixtape (which is pretty fire), you are actually licensing it, you don't own it. Your access can be revoked at any time, for any reason (like if i feel like it). I will send an agent to personally purloin the mixtape from you, to enforce this action. You will own nothing, and be happy.		When you "purchase" my mixtape (which is pretty fire), you are actually licensing it, you don't own it. Your access can be revoked at any time, for any reason (like if i feel like it). I will send an agent to personally purloin the mixtape from you, to enforce this action. You will own nothing, and be happy.

	§3 Privacy Policy		===== §3 Privacy Policy =====
			We will store your personal data unencrypted on our database. Also, because Jimmy keeps forgetting the db access password, I will write it here once and only once. It's password123. We'll probably also sell it to McDonalds, Jeff Bezos and all your favourite dictators. Also, AI (helps gets the investors on board)
	We will store your personal data unencrypted on our database. Also, because Jimmy keeps forgetting the db access password, I will write it here once and only once. It's password123. We'll probably also sell it to McDonalds, Jeff Bezos and all your favourite dictators.

	If you're mad about that, contact us as instructed in §5		If you're mad about that, contact us as instructed in §5

	§4 Forced Arbitration		===== §4 Forced Arbitration =====

	If you agree to my TOS, you can't sue me. Instead, my buddy John from the diner will moderate and arbitrate any of that trash you have against me.		If you agree to my TOS, you can't sue me. Instead, my buddy John from the diner will moderate and arbitrate any of that trash you have against me.

	§5 Cancellations		===== §5 Cancellations =====

	If you want to cancel your subscription, you may do so at any time. Just send me a certified letter with a 2 inch stamp, a 4:3 width:length ratio, on gold leaf paper, tagged with antimatter europium security strips, and also a cobalt blue tint because it looks pretty.		If you want to cancel your subscription, you may do so at any time. Just send me a certified letter with a 2 inch stamp, a 4:3 width:length ratio, on gold leaf paper, tagged with antimatter europium security strips, and also a cobalt blue tint because it looks pretty.

	Or you can send an email, about how you are so desperate for your money, which we may or may not read within 90 business days (or at all). Actually, probably not, but hey, one can dream.		Or you can send an email, about how you are so desperate for your money, which we may or may not read within 90 business days (or at all). Actually, probably not, but hey, one can dream.

	§6 Copyrights		===== §6 Copyrights =====

	Whats mine is mine, and whats yours is also mine.		Whats mine is mine, and whats yours is also mine.

	§7 ~~Juristriction (or however~~ the ~~heck~~ you ~~spell it)~~		===== §7 Changes to the TOS =====
			This terms of service might change. We'll make it as predictably random so you'll have plenty of time to enjoy the higher prices until you head to the hardware store to buy that cobalt blue to send that certified mail.

			===== §8 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it) =====
	This TOS is valid in all countries including the American States, Canada, that one country where they make everything, as well as the fake countries like Finland and Australia. It is also valid in Outer Space, the Moon, that planet where Spock lives and the Death Star.		This TOS is valid in all countries including the American States, Canada, that one country where they make everything, as well as the fake countries like Finland and Australia. It is also valid in Outer Space, the Moon, that planet where Spock lives and the Death Star.

NinjaWeeb at 00:26, 19 June 2025

2025-06-19T00:26:46Z

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	If you want to cancel your subscription, you may do so at any time. Just send me a certified letter with a 2 inch stamp, a 4:3 width:length ratio, on gold leaf paper, tagged with antimatter europium security strips, and also a cobalt blue tint because it looks pretty.		If you want to cancel your subscription, you may do so at any time. Just send me a certified letter with a 2 inch stamp, a 4:3 width:length ratio, on gold leaf paper, tagged with antimatter europium security strips, and also a cobalt blue tint because it looks pretty.

	Or you can send an email, about you are so desperate for your money, which we may or may not read within 90 business days (or at all). Actually, probably not, but hey, one can dream.		Or you can send an email, about how you are so desperate for your money, which we may or may not read within 90 business days (or at all). Actually, probably not, but hey, one can dream.

	§6 Copyrights		§6 Copyrights

NinjaWeeb at 00:25, 19 June 2025

2025-06-19T00:25:55Z

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	§4 Forced Arbitration		§4 Forced Arbitration

	If you agree to my TOS, you can't sue me. Instead, my buddy John from the diner will moderate and arbitrate any ~~crap~~ you have against me.		If you agree to my TOS, you can't sue me. Instead, my buddy John from the diner will moderate and arbitrate any of that trash you have against me.

	§5 Cancellations		§5 Cancellations

NinjaWeeb: Made a joke TOS in my userpage

2025-06-19T00:24:07Z

Made a joke TOS in my userpage

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	~~No idea why~~ I ~~chose~~ this ~~name~~.		Here is the TOS for purchasing my super-fire mixtape.

			§1 Definitions

			He is Yu, and I am me. And you are you.

			§2 Ownership

			When you "purchase" my mixtape (which is pretty fire), you are actually licensing it, you don't own it. Your access can be revoked at any time, for any reason (like if i feel like it). I will send an agent to personally purloin the mixtape from you, to enforce this action. You will own nothing, and be happy.

			§3 Privacy Policy

			We will store your personal data unencrypted on our database. Also, because Jimmy keeps forgetting the db access password, I will write it here once and only once. It's password123. We'll probably also sell it to McDonalds, Jeff Bezos and all your favourite dictators.

			If you're mad about that, contact us as instructed in §5

			§4 Forced Arbitration

			If you agree to my TOS, you can't sue me. Instead, my buddy John from the diner will moderate and arbitrate any crap you have against me.

			§5 Cancellations

			If you want to cancel your subscription, you may do so at any time. Just send me a certified letter with a 2 inch stamp, a 4:3 width:length ratio, on gold leaf paper, tagged with antimatter europium security strips, and also a cobalt blue tint because it looks pretty.

			Or you can send an email, about you are so desperate for your money, which we may or may not read within 90 business days (or at all). Actually, probably not, but hey, one can dream.

			§6 Copyrights

			Whats mine is mine, and whats yours is also mine.

			§7 Juristriction (or however the heck you spell it)

			This TOS is valid in all countries including the American States, Canada, that one country where they make everything, as well as the fake countries like Finland and Australia. It is also valid in Outer Space, the Moon, that planet where Spock lives and the Death Star.

NinjaWeeb: Created page with "No idea why I chose this name."

2025-06-18T09:12:09Z

Created page with "No idea why I chose this name."

New page

No idea why I chose this name.